Pupils: Good afternoon father.
Father: Good afternoon boys. Can I help you?
Pupils: Yes, father. Can we borrow your device? We want to browse the internet.
Father: Ok. Here you are.
Pupils: Thanks.
Father: What are you looking for?
Pupils: The best university in the world.
Father: Hold on, my boys. Can you manage to get there?
Pupil 2: I don’t know.
Father: Listen! Look for the best one in your country and try to be the best student.
Pupils: Sorry father, but did you get it?
Father: I’ve to say “Yes”.
Pupils: What did you do? Tell us the secret, please?
Father: I went to class every day, took a back seat, hid myself behind a big mate, made myself comfortable and slept.
Pupil 1: What rust!
